Super Gay
Super Gay: (Adjective) Something that is so gay, it transcends the reasonable limits of gayness becoming a parody of itself.Brokeback is going Broadway! The New York City Opera has commissioned Charles Wuorinen to compose a Brokeback Mountain opera, which is scheduled to open in 2013. Now I loved Brokeback Mountain as much as anybody -- but is it just me or is a love story about two cowboys gay enough already without having to be turned into an opera? Taking all nuanced subtleties out of gay cowboy sex by having them sing and dance around is is like deep frying a twinkie or topping a Richard Simmons and Cojo sandwich with gayonnaise and rainbow sprinkles.
Wait, those cowboys in Brokeback were gay? I thought they were just really cold up in those mountains.
Wait, Cojo is gay?
(Said with Tom Hanksian incredulity): "There's no DANCING in opera!"
Now if it were "Brokeback! The Musical," well, that would be a horse of an entirely different, super gay color. A rainbow horse, probably.
What?! There's a difference between operas and musicals? You can't see it through the computer, but I'm giving your comment a suspicious look right now.
Yeah, I was about to say, if it was an Opera, then it'll be beautiful. If it's a musical, it will be a horrendous, though fabulous, mess. Also, gayonnaise is my new favourite word.
I assume "gayonnaise" is pronounced with three syllables, to really highlight the "gay," but I'm still pronouncing "mayonnaise" with two syllables because the other way grosses me out.
And for "Brokeback: The Musical!" I demand at least one dance sequence with inflatable sheep attached to the crotchal area of their dungarees.