The Car's Not Smaller, Baby, You Just Got Bigger

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Jaddedkitten said:

she looks good not there yet but way better


Geetch said:

And here I am using my legs like a sucker.


At last! I'll finally be safe from Britney Spears' road tyranny! Ain't no way she almost killing us in that!

Did I ever mention the time Britney almost killed me and Lady Clevername? We were driving in Hollywood, and a white car with front end damage came zipping across our lane, making a left turn on red because we weren't coming along fast enough for her tastes, and I realized (in my profanity-laden tirade) that it was fucking Britney Spears in her car, gabbing on her cell phone. You'll only get a chance to hit me baby. There won't be one more time. Then, it's street justice.