Third Nipple
Third Nipple (Noun) Refers to something that is completely fucking useless. Megan Fox, discussing the Transformers sequel, Revenge of the Fallen (how inspired!) not only said that his one was going to be "10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts" but, when asked about Michael Bay's direction, she simply said: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”
While I appreciate Megan Fox's honestly, the quote is enlightening in another respect: That's precisely the sort of direction one expects from the human ipecac. Michael Bay is more useless than a third nipple -- he'd film his own scrotum if he thought it'd make $100 million. The man basically spreads his ass cheeks, crams three fingers into his sphincter, gags his anus, and smears the result on celluloid and calls it a film.
Besides, you don't need to suffer through Transformers to see Megan Fox look hot.
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The man basically spreads his ass cheeks, crams three fingers into his sphincter, gags his anus, and smears the result on celluloid and calls it a film.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I saw that reviewed on Pajiba's Misunderstood Masterpieces.
Not for nothin', but I'd film my own scrotum for $100 million -- if it was tax free.
Come on, now.
The Rock, at least, is a glorious feat of a film, a stellar encapsulation of 90s cinema and a damn good flick, any way you spin it.
Can we reconcile?