Twilight Zone: (Noun) A sphere of experience that appears sinister or dangerous because of its uncertainty, unpredictability, or ambiguity.

Hey, did everyone have a good Father's Day this weekend? Because guess who had an even better one? Yep, you read it right: Kevin Federline; who was named "Father of the Year."

At any rate, before you all start heaving yourselves off rooftops like in that retarded new M. Night Shyamalan movie, what's really important to remember here is that this award was given to him by the Prive nightclub in Las Vegas. This would be the same nightclub where he partied away at all hours of the night this weekend -- hundreds of miles away from his, uh, children. So basically, it's like the equivalent of winning the "Evolution Scientist of the Year" award from the Catholic church or "Best Will Ferrell Movie of the Year" by Mensa.