Unflattering Angle
Unflattering Angle (Noun) A visual perspective that doesn't do any favors to its subject. I will grant that Katherine Heigl is far more attractive than the above photo suggests, but given my deep disdain for Rainbow Killer, I'm inclined to advertise the underneath perspective, which gives the unfair illusion that she has thunder thighs and walks like Lurch. It's the way I prefer to picture her, anyway.
To be fair, here are some relatively flattering images:
Wow, even the flattering images are pretty fug. She looks a bit like a popsicle stick sculpture, only composed entirely of bratwurst, orange marmalade, and dicks. Still, I'd totally donkey-punch her. My standards aren't that high.
She has some big ass thighs for a slim girl. Never realize she had flat feet and knock knees. Damn, askmen.com named her sexiest? OK.