Unfortunate
Unfortunate: (Adjective) Having or marked by bad fortune; unlucky.Yikes. That's uh, some baby ya got there, Nicole. At any rate, if "getting fat" isn't enough to dissuade Paris Hilton from procreating with Benji Madden, hopefully this oughta do it. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the Madden brothers are perfectly nice and everything, but I don't know that "pasty, big head" are necessarily qualities I'd look for when choosing a sperm donor. Put a pair of ray bans and a fedora on that thing and I'd think that there was three of 'em.
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The kid looks okay to me. Suri was a funny looking baby and look how beautiful she's turned out.
ran bays? haha.
that baby cute not as cute as some but still cute and bite your tounge off paris hilton knocked up is the last sign of the apocalype
Ran bays! How the fuck did that happen?!
What a breathtaking baby.
All babies are cute, don't be silly. FFS.
She's a cute baby but she is gonna make one ugly little gorl. She looks too much like her dad. Unless she has the opposite luck as rumour willis and she ends up being the beautiful product of two ugly people.
I happen to be of the anti-Catholic opinion that babies are beautiful and perfect in every way and are simply the most exquisite example of humanity and should therefore be treated with respect usually reserved for deities and/or Robert Downey Jr. I say this with not a trace of sarcasm. (Insert awkward Jon Stewart "You think I'm joking but I absolutely am not" stare that embarrasses everyone here.)
Excuse me? Rummer Willis is not the product of two beautiful people..lol...please...give me a break. Demi Moore is pretty, not classically beautiful and Bruce Willis? Jeeze louizee he's not even good looking much less beautiful. I say Rummer Willis is the sum of two average looking people, with plenty of good luck.