Unholy
Unholy: (Adjective) Not holy; unconsecrated; sinful or wicked.Now I'm as big a fan of Tiffany "New 'Hot Mess' York" Pollard as anyone, but something just seems so wrong about this. Hasn't the memory of Marilyn Monroe been desecrated enough without having to be associated with the stank of menthol cigarettes commingling with Vaseline? But I guess if you consider the alternative -- which would be exhuming Marilyn's mummified corpse, outfitting it with a weave, acrylic nails fake boobs, Snuffalupagus eyelashes and sticking her in "I Love New York III: Weekend at Bernie's Style" -- maybe this isn't so bad after all.
Judy Garland on the other hand... Eh, I can see the resemblance:
Was the intention to make her look like a drag queen? Nothing against drag queens, of course, but I see these pictures and I think, "That girl probably has a really nice penis."
I actually thought she looked like less of a female impersonator in these photos than she does on a regular everyday basis.
This is probably going to come out terribly, but wouldn't it had been better if, instead of going for the stereotypical "classical female icon" photoshoot, she could have posed as perhaps Eartha Kitt or Dorothy Dandrige? It just seems a bit odd to me that out of all the possible classic females she could have emulated, they seemed to go with two of the absolute whitest actresses.
Although it probably wouldn't have helped, seeing as she's a pretty hideous person to begin with.
This is one of the reasons I fucking hate TV...shit like this gets aired.
*snerk* Snuffalupagus eyelashes indeed!! I was thinking more like Tom Turkey from the Macy's parade. :)
Flavor of Love was a guilty pleasure of mine, but seriously? DO NOT WANT! Also, I love you Stacey, you know I do, but watch what you say about Judy now.
Hee hee, Jerms -- that was a trick comment. I was actually seeing if I could taunt Nathaniel from The Film Experience with that one.