By The Webster's Dominatrix on June 5, 2008 12:00 PM Posted in:
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And yes, I'll admit right up front that this is the least cool thing I've ever done -- it's mean-spirited, nasty, and just plain offensive; but I received an email with these images from a friend yesterday, and while I immediately felt guilty about it, I grimaced, shook my head, forwarded it to everyone I know, which is basically just my poor drunk Grandma in Albuquerque. And since I don't think she will properly appreciate it -- or not appreciate it -- I felt compelled by the 12-pack of PBR I just downed at 8:30 in the morning to post them here.
*Shame*
But wow: She is an ugly woman.
(Please save your hate emails -- there is nothing you can tell me that I don't already feel.)
Thank you for that. You can unsubscribe all you want, but that image is indelibly burned into your brain (and mine now).
That's a man with implants - it has to be.
I don't think you should feel bad for sharing the images. I think you had to. I think it might have injured your brain had you not. I actually feel bad for everyone who sees them. Our only hope is to disperse the "bwhah?" over as many people as possible.
On another note, I think I would feel better if I could believe it was a man with implants, but (gulp) I haven't quite been able to do as of yet. Pray for me.
????? no no what the fuck!!!! no i didn't think it was possible for a woman to be THAT ugly sorry but :shudders:
Damn, why you gotta be hatin'? You just jealous cause you KNOW she look good. Mmmnm-hmmm!
I dunno, maybe she has really nice legs. Or, um, exceptionally attractive feet? Or a great personali - oh, I give up, it's entirely possible that level of oogly is bone-deep. Blergh.
Ugh, You are now officially no better than Drunken Stepfather.
Ugly yes, woman, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dayum, she put the "ox" in Foxy! Bring on the sex-ay- I think i'm in love.
My eyes, my eyes!!!!
Good Christ, how on earth can a site as incomparably awesome as Pajiba be linked to the shitstorm of weak writing and middle-school taunting here? Do you really think that the woman in those photographs deserves to be publicly mocked for not meeting your standards? What, did Maxim lay you off?
I've been disgusted before by this site, but with this I realize that it's just not worth wasting time on. If I want meanness and stupidity I can go to Perez Hilton, where at least the gossip is fresh.
I've got to second (or is it third?) the complaints. Pajiba rocks because it's smart with its snark, and I think that we could all really use a smart celebrity site. This is not it, which is sad because there seems to be so much potential in the name and the minds behind it...
I have no problem with being mean to celebrities and fame-whores (they invite it, after all), but this is just cruel. I'm with Mary Ann and hop3 - it's not funny.
It may not be funny but it is fugly. God forgive me.
As someone once said, people post their pictures on the internet because they want you to look at them.
Well...LOOK at them!
Shit.
Okay, since this is the 3rd post I've been compelled to comment negatively on in the last 4 minutes, I guess I'm done with this WIMB! I was so psyched for this site because it seemed to have a minimum of this shallow cruelty that is so pervasive on gossip blogs - and I love Pajiba. I may be shallow and enjoy celebrity gossip but at least I don't get my kicks by calling people ugly.
Oh for fuck's sake. Life is that much more enjoyable without the 10-foot pole up your asses, people. Lighten up! And if you can't see the tongue firmly in cheek aspect of Pajiba then maybe all y'all aren't as "intellectual" as you like to think you are. Get the hell off your high horses before the lack of oxygen all the way up there kills any more brain cells. You obviously need them.
For some strange reason, I'm feeling better about myself now.