Ben Affleck at the Calgary Gala, which I'm sure is something very, very nice for a very, very good cause, because that Ben Affleck is a motherfucking giver, folks. I tell you: If it weren't for Ryan Reynolds, I'd place all my man-crush eggs in the Affleck basket.
In another life, I suppose.
A: Well, six out of the seven are better actors than Ben Affleck. Did I win?