White Lie: (Noun) A harmless or trivial lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

Larry Birkhead spent almost $3 grand this weekend on lingerie from a celebrity auction worn by Anna Nicole Smith in one of her famous Playboy photo shoots, as a gift to his daughter Dannielynn.

Birkhead said he is trying to make sure his daughter has something to remember her mother by. "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career." (Source)

Sounds like one hell of a scrapbook he's putting together. I guess the "Mommy's Skeevy Playboy Outfits" entry will fall somewhere after the first dollar bill shoved into her G-String and somewhere before "Pictures of the Old Dude Mommy Fucked to Earn Your Inheritance" and the collection of failed paternity tests to prove "Which Daddy's Sperm Made You." Would it really be so bad to just tell the kid that her mom was a royal princess who tragically died saving orphans from a fire?

I'll say this, if Anna Nicole ever did anything right, she made one really fucking cute kid: