Woman of the Year: (Award) A prestigious title which honors inspiring woman responsible for changing our world for the better, who lets her victories motivates others to reach their dreams.

Being recognized as a Glamour Woman of the Year comes with a certain degree of responsibility, and one thing a Woman of the Year would never do is drink and drive. One way to prevent this is getting so redonkulously schnookered that you can't even get into a vehicle on your own accord, much less operate one. And not just any woman has the will and perseverance to knock back four bottles worth of wine to get so shitfaced that she inexplicably leaves her underpants on the floor of the bathroom stall and vomits in her own purse. You can contact me any time to accept my award, Glamour.