Amazing: (Adjective) Startlingly impressive or astonishing.

Hey bitches, guess who's back! And not a moment too soon, it appears, as the crushing demands of juggling a gossip blog while retaining a semblance of sanity almost sent our poor Dustin over the edge. Anyway, while I was perfecting my tan this past weekend, Tori Spelling was blabbedly blabbing about the new "90210" again, like it's not going to get canceled after two episodes (tops) or anything. Dumbass.

News that Doherty has joined the new 90210 cast, “is amazing,” says Spelling, who also plans on appearing on the CW spin-off. “That’s probably the best news the fans could ever get,” she told PEOPLE at Saturday’s Much Love Animal Rescue’s Bow Wow Wow event.

That's funny. Because I thought the best news a fervent "90210" fan in 2008 could get was that scrunchies were coming back in style, or that they started making jeans with those elastic cut-outs all up and down the leg again. Or perhaps even that science invented a pill that would make everything you ate taste like Rocky Road Ice Cream. But yeah, after those things, Shannen Doherty's triumphant comeback would probably be at least fourth.

Tori at that Bow Wow Wow thing with her husband, Douchebag Malloy. Editor's note: he would be the one wearing purple sunglasses. Oh yeah. It's good to be back!