I don't give a fuck about michael phelps's face he's still extremely fuckable I would hit it hard

Yeah, they do kind of have squishy faces, but, well that's not really what I'm looking at...ahh, speedos. They very rarely look good, but when they do, they do.

On behalf of the Schlongadong website, I'm issuing you a "insensativity citation" for your blatant attempts at denigrating the male body. Is it not enough that these peak athletes sculpt themselves vigorously to earn our nation glory, but now we need to pick them apart for their faces? Who are you to further the societal stereotype that all men must look beautiful? They don't give the gold medal for handsome. You can't see me, but I'm tut-tutting. For shame, blogger!

Your punishment is a public apology and a You Tube video of yourself making a whirlpool in a backyard pool while holding an American flag. Also, you must upload a picture of you hugging an ugly baby. I think you know who we're talking about.

Those dudes have faces??

Dustin, it's one thing to be comfortable in your sexuality, but with the sheer amount of man love in your recent posts, I think it's time you returned from Narnia

You know, I'd leave all the man love to Stacey, but then all you'd get would be Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, and I like you people too much to subject you to that. I'm tapping into my gay gene, for you, because that's how much I care.

AW; be fair, it is a good thing swimmers don't wear a shirt. All swimming would have to take place in one swimming pool, though it would take synchronised swimming to a whole new level*, just imagine the fabric costs

*I think I'll have to take back the gay accusation I made towards Dustin now

Hurrah, my 3:05 comment now makes no sense!

they have faces?

The last thumbnail is a LOT more appealing, facially speaking. Why would the magazine use that crappy photo on their cover!?!