Bastard: (Noun) An unpleasant or despicable person.

Because for some reason Hallmark doesn't come in "I'm sorry about all that topless cavorting with Sienna Miller," actor, oil heir, and asshole supreme Balthazar Getty has released a statement-pology that he and his wife of eight years and mother to his four children, Rosetta, have separated.

"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved," Getty wrote. "In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further." (Source)

Luckily for Getty, any "pain" or "embarrassment" he may have experienced was likely quickly alleviated by the incredible healing powers of Sienna Miller's hooters. And luckily for Rosetta, her scumbag, filthy lout of a husband was an oil heir and I'm pretty sure that photographic evidence of the incredible healing powers of Sienna Miller's hooters is enough to bitchsmack even the most iron-clad prenup. It's a win-win situation for everyone! Except for Sienna Miller, who is still just a homewrecking skank with magic tits.

Uhhh, yeah. So these are mildly NSFW: