BFF: (Acronym) Best Friends Forever.

In the wake of frothing Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors, new reports are starting to surface of a relationship between Madonna and 32-year-old Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees.

A source tells Us Weekly that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez at her spacious home and he would sneak out "as late as midnight."

Rodriguez also attended Madonna's concert at Roseland in NYC on April 30 - just nine days after his wife-of-six-years Cynthia gave birth to daughter Ella in Miami on April 21. "He was very chummy with her after her Roseland concert." (Source)

Come on, now. Has it occurred to anyone else that maybe, they're just really good friends? Think of all they have in common! Bench pressing, squat thrusts, shoulder raises... I bet they spend those late nights sitting around and gabbing like a couple of little girls painting each others toenails. Except, you know, instead of painting toenails they're injecting steroids between each others toes. And calling Johnny Damon and hanging up, of course. He's so dreamy!

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