Brangemas: (Noun) Holiday celebrating the Brangelina twins' birth, held on July 12.

I'm just going to go ahead and get this out of the way first, because I know if I don't it'll be like the elephant on the gossip blog all day. Yes -- we can all rejoice, for the blessed day has finally arrived!

On Sunday, Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France, presented one of the birth certificates of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's twins on the steps of Nice's Fondation Lenval hospital, where son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline were born Saturday.

In welcoming the twins, Estrosi told reporters, "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event." (Source)

If you think about it, it really kind of is like when Jesus was born. Only there was one of him, because I guess God's sperm wasn't man enough to make two saviors. And instead of getting an official welcoming from the mayor of Bethlehem, Jesus just got a bunch of fucking hay, and some frankincense and myrrh. Which I looked up, and is actually just a fancy word for incense -- presumably to cut the smell of all the dung commingling with that hay. Well where did you think the donkeys did their business? Yeah OK, this is nothing like when Jesus was born. Clearly the birth of Brangelina's babies was a much more special and holy event.