A drunk, a whore, and a crazy bitch walk into a bar ...

Paris Hilton is hoping to team up with fellow tabloid targets Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for a new reality show about their lives in the spotlight.

The socialite wants to produce the two-hour special, which she hopes will include candid revelations from the stars, reports the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper. (Source)

The name of the show hasn't been revealed yet, but the working title is "Chlamydiagonorphilis." Naturally, Ryan Seacrest is set to produce.