Convoluted: (Adjective) Something which is extremely complex and difficult to follow.

Oooooh, yay! The plot is thickening! The Madonna-Guy Ritchie-Alex Rodriguez love triangle has just become a love, uh, pentagon -- as A-Rod's wife Cynthia is supposedly leaving him for Lenny Kravitz.

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz's pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night.

Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers, reading headlines about his numerous visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment. (Source)

Madonna, meanwhile, is doing her best to refute divorce and infidelity rumors by having her estranged husband fly to New York and be photographed holding hands with her. Sorry Madonna, your little ruse almost worked. While normally such an unbridled display of hands-holding would be irrefutable proof of marital happiness, Guy Ritchie is making the same face holding Madonna's hand that I make when I have to pick dog poop off the floor.

Editor's note: what the hell ethnicity is Alex Rodriguez exactly? Oompa Loompa?