Diversion: (Noun) Something intended to distract someone's attention from something more important.

Hey! Hey, everyone! Remember when this happened? My, how sexy and scandalous it was! Well Madonna wants everyone to know that it could totally happen again, because she has specifically requested that Britney Spears appear in a taped performance in her upcoming "Sticky & Sweet" tour. But just so you know, this has nothing to do with her wanting to distract attention from the fact that she's a homewrecker whose own marriage is crumbling faster than a box of Chips Ahoy® that fell off the shelf.

So have you forgotten yet? About Madonna's personal life? Oh yeah, of course you haven't -- because the last time Britney Spears and Madonna "collaborated" they didn't look like Britney Spears' fat, schizophrenic aunt and some kind of CGI mutant from a Tolkien film. See Madonna, the flaw in your brilliant little plan is that nobody cares anymore; which makes this even more pathetic than pulling the fire alarm at work just to take a dump in peace. What? It's called "stage fright," OK?