Drama Queen

kelseygrammer.jpgDrama Queen (Noun) An overly dramatic person; someone who turns something unimportant into a major fucking deal.

Kelsey Grammar, whose spokesmen revealed seven weeks ago that he suffered from a mild heart-attack while vacationing in Bermuda, told "Entertainment Tonight" that the heart attack wasn't at all mild and that, in fact, it almost killed him. 

"They had to blast me twice and get me started all over again," he told the news program in an interview to be aired on Thursday evening.

"I did think: 'Oh gosh, I have got to hang on. I've got too much junk I've got to take care of. I've got to take care of the family."'

Grammar, who stars in Swing Vote, alongside Kevin Costner, which opens next month, says that he was suffering from stress, which may have contributed to his near-death experience, after his sitcom, "Back to You," was canceled last year. 

"Obviously you play the hand you're dealt, and it has been a very interesting hand lately; it has been tough," he said. (Source)

Poor Kelsey. It really does have to be tough for the guy. The paltry royalties from two of the most successful (and re-ran) television sitcoms in history he probably has to subsist on. The heart attack was probably because of all the fast-food he was forced to eat because he couldn't afford anything else but the dollar menu at McDs and Ramen Noodles, which he had to eat in Bermuda. With his wife. In a hotel room that costs more per night than most of us make in a year.

Poor bastard. No wonder he had a massive heart attack, so massive in fact that seven weeks later he's shoveling shit and doing press tours for his upcoming movie. You gotta make a living, I suppose.



4 Comments


Mrs. Plainview said:

I know Kelsey has had kind of a hard life (sister murdered, alcohol/drug problems), but whenever I see him in the gossip mags, I remember that he just loooves strippers. Honestly, I think all his wives have been strippers who he met in strip clubs.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it is a messed up way to think of women. See it before you buy it!


javelin said:

what kind of person thinks of his family as 'junk' when faced with death? oh right, a liar.


anon69 said:

Not that big of a deal, but I thought he was in Hawaii-


snapnhiss said:

Sorry for being pedantic, but I believe his name is spelled "Grammer".

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