Dumped
Dumped (Verb) When one partner ends the relationship when the other still wanted to stay together.Sad news to report out of Tinseltown this morning: After five years of dating, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have sadly ended their relationship.
Silverman's publicist, Amy Zvi, confirmed the breakup in an e-mail message to the AP. Zvi didn't immediately respond when asked for further details. (Source)Though many are speculating that their respective sexual relationships with Matt Damon (Sarah) and Ben Affleck (Jimmy) may have been behind the break-up, in reality, the reason for the split was far less complicated: Sarah Silverman is hot and funny, while Jimmy Kimmel is fat. Sarah Silverman was on the cover of Maxim, while Jimmy Kimmel was on the cover of Slovenly Lardass. Sarah had just gotten tired of Jimmy stealing the last fucking fry and dumped his sorry ass.
Having your own late night talk show should make up for lardassedness .. my guess, she doens't find him funny anymore, struggling with her own progress and dropped him like a bad habit.
Except Sarah Silverman IS NOT FUNNY. GOD she sucks with her formulaically, non-shocking desperately trying to be edgy to the point of being totally pathetic "comedy".
She's sexy? I mean, funny is definitely sexy, but was she funny? "Fucking Matt Damon" was funny, but I think Matt was the funny one there.
Sarah is just a cussing bitch. That stopped being funny about the same time the Diceman stopped being funny.
Sarah Silverman annoys me to no end. On a personal level,she's that girl that guys love to hang out with because she's got dirty mouth and plays video games and they don't understand why their girlfriends hate her, until they finally have sex with her and realize she's not so fun when she's making fun of their penis before, during, and after, and needs to be told how cute she is all the time. On a professional level, she's not very original, entirely too smug, and just in general gives comediennes a bad name.
A lack of inhibition is sexy, especially in a woman ... I'd rather wake up in her bed than Kimmel's.
Sarah Silverman is not funny.
End of story.
She only got on the Larry Sanders Show because she said yes to being double-teamed by Gary Shandling and Rip Torn including a DAP (that's double ass penetration) and giving Shandling daily blowjobs.
She's seen as being an "edgy" comic by douchebag hipsters because she has a filthy mouth and is allegedly "cute."
Funny how it's never mentioned by those same hipster douches that Silverman has to shave her face every other day and her legs and underarms twice a day.
Wow it is such a relief to discover that I am not the only one who refuses to worship at the altar of Sarah Silverman!
I read an interview with Jimmy Kimmel a couple of months ago in which he seemed like a total dick. I'm glad she's rid of him.
Posing on the cover of Maxim? Way to be progressive and relevent...The Women's Movement thanks you.
She is like the Paris Hilton of comedy. She is revolting, pathetic, and chronically unfunny.