Duuuuude
Duuuuude: (Slang) Universal term used commonly by surfers and
stoners.Matthew McConaughey got himself all gussied up with a shirt and everything to debut his McConaughspawn, Levi to the world via OK! Magazine.
"We found a great rhythm," Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
Well, that would probably explain why Levi looks like he's saying, "Duuuude man, can a brother get a pass on that spliffy?" All in good time, Levi. All in good time. But right now, he's going to have to wait for his lungs to completely form. In the meantime the little fella will just have to settle for a regular old contact high.
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Read the sub-title - Matt is a poet of epic proportions!
Homer said the same thing in the Illiad - just without the blue-tinged smoke...
So spake glorious Hector, and stretched out his arm to his boy. But the child shrunk crying to the bosom of his fair-girdled nurse, dismayed at his dear father`s aspect, and in dread at the bronze and horse-hair crest that he beheld nodding fiercely from the helmet`s top. Then his dear father laughed aloud, and his lady mother; forthwith glorious Hector took the helmet from his head, and laid it, all gleaming, upon the earth; then kissed he his dear son and dandled him in his arms, and spake in prayer to Zeus and all the gods, "O Zeus and all ye gods, vouchsafe ye that this my son may likewise prove even as I, pre-eminent amid the Trojans, and as valiant in might, and be a great king of Ilios. Then may men say of him, `Far greater is he than his father` as he returneth home from battle; and may he bring with him blood-stained spoils from the foeman he hath slain, and may his mother`s heart be glad."