Effed Up
Effed Up (Adjective) Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ aesthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some
way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly
effed up', or 'extremely effed up', but all versions have to do with
describing the level of damage. In an effort to propel her comeback from drugged-out, crazy-lady sex fiend, Britney Spears has allegedly signed on to take a lead role in the film The Knoxville Carjacking Party, her apparent foray into snuff porn. My problem isn't so much with the frequent and intense sex scenes that the movie would entail, but with the idea of Britney Spears trying to do justice to a movie based on actual, brutal events committed upon an actual person, Channon Gail Christian, who was gang-raped, both vaginally, anally, and orally, wrapped in trash bags, and left in a trash can, where she suffocated to death.
There's no denying the heinousness of the crime, but by casting Britney Spears (and DMX, so rumors have it), the filmmakers aren't trying to make a respectful movie about an atrocious crime, they're trying to capitalize on it, trying to appeal to a certain demographic who would love nothing more than to see Britney Spears engage, onscreen, in sadomasochistic sex with a cadre of men. It'd be one thing if she were an actual actress with a modicum of acting talent, but she has none of that. This is stunt casting, pure and simple, meant to bring in the pervs and, apparently, right Britney's career. And it's totally effed up. You wanna fix your career, Brit? Play a stripper. Or a druggie. Or even a mentally retarded person (none of which would be too far a stretch). But don't disrespect the dead.
It could be worse. She could be coming out with a celebrity cookbook. It would no doubt offer such delights as "Cheeto Surprise!" and "Menthol Miracle Whip De-lite."
Um, yeah.
For a site that has a dominatrix as its logo, I'd think you'd know the difference between sadomasochism and out-and-out brutality. What the hell, guys?
S&M is not violent. It's consensual. C'mon.
Please change this right away or I'll be pissy at you.
S/M is not a violent act.
Please take references to sadomasochism out of this post.
I'd expect better from a site with a dominatrix as its logo.
Wow.
You truly are vile filth.
Jealousy sure is an ugly fucking thing.
I pray that you get inoperable spinal and brain cancer and die slowly in agonizing pain over 5-6 years without access to any drugs/painkillers.
Uh, Ben, who you talkin' to?
Ben, wtf? I'm a little confused.
Sorry 'bout that Kate the Great! I think the slip up was probably completely unintentional. All better!
And Ben? Really? Yuh-awn.
Still a reference to S&M in the last paragraph.
But it's better now, thanks.
Gotta stand up for my fellow freaks.
Dustin - you are so good at your job, I love your posts. So much that my husband's a little jealous. I hope Ben doesn't find out about that, I know how he HATES JEALOUSY.
ben, ben the magic fem
can't get it up,
so gotta let it in!!
so sorry, stace and dustin. it's the tequila, i swear!!