Freak (Noun) A person who likes to do kinky shit in bed.

I've been hard on Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon for a few months now because those assholes don't make sex tapes, don't cheat, don't drink to excess in public, and don't murder people, which makes my job a lot more difficult. But, that may be coming to an end, as it looks like Reese Witherspoon is a goddam shrew, which Jake learned when he moved in with her last month:

Reese believes in wide-open communication, and she discussed at length with him what is best for her household,’ says a source.

‘Some of the things she insists on are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he's in the house, trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full, and no feet on the coffee table.’

But Jake, 27, is said to be happy with the rules because he loves Reese, 32, so much.

‘Jake used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore,’ the source tells Star magazine. ‘If he does, he has to apologise.

'Jake would much rather stay at home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club.(Source)

So, by "wide-open communication," I suppose what's meant is: Reese talks and that little bitch listens. I wonder if she keeps his testicles in a jar or in a locked drawer? And if she's gonna be all Tracey Flick in the home, I hope to God for Jake's sake that she's Tracey Flick in the bed, too, cause those Type A, controlling types are fuh-reaks in the bed.