Friendly Fire

By Stacey on July 22, 2008 11:00 AM Posted in: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
fire_1.jpgFriendly Fire: (Noun) Weapon fire coming from one's own side, esp. fire that causes accidental injury or death to one's own forces.

It seems Heidi and Spencer's subconscious yearning to end their pointless existences can't be quelled simply with the irresponsible playing with loaded firearms. So Heidi has announced they'll be taking a trip to Iraq! Hooray!

“My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,” the Hills star tells Extra in a new interview. “It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.” (Source)

Ah, yes. If there's one thing our poor, embattled PTSD-riddled troops are sure to love, it's a couple of stupid spoiled assholes with no discernible talent to speak of, who have come to exploit them to further their own leprosy-like fame agenda. That's exactly the kind of thing U.S. troops welcome with open arms. Oops -- did I say arms? I meant fire. Yep, definitely open fire.

Editor's note: Hand to God, I was just saying to Dustin this weekend that Heidi and Spencer have been quiet for too long, and that they probably had something up their sleeves. Am I good or am I good? I should have a PhD in Heidi and Spencer.

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socalledonlycousins said:

I should have a PhD in Heidi and Spencer

Or in horribleness ... bwah-ha-hahhhhh.

July 22, 2008 11:07 AM

hater from siloam spring said:

I have it on good authority that Dr. H's original name was "Dr. Pratt", but he revised it because nobody got it except David Letterman.

Speaking of which, who thinks Dave is PISSED about Conan getting the Tonight Show next year?

July 22, 2008 11:25 AM

Jaddedkitten said:

This bitch didn't even go to her step brothers' funeral because it was on a weekend and she had to go to a club then she went on access fake crying about how he would have wanted her to go and futher her career

July 22, 2008 12:04 PM

Lohantastic said:

Draft Spencer now.

And kill Heidi. Please.

July 22, 2008 12:15 PM

fartygirl said:

every time i look at them, i am frightened. they are scary looking. does anyone else notice this? heidi's head is enormous, like eric stolz in the mask. spencer looks like a nazi hitler youth.

July 23, 2008 9:48 AM

Carlisle said:

How did they get the black guy to pose behind them as the bodyguard and not die laughing?

July 23, 2008 10:20 AM

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