Glamour Shots
Glamour Shots (Noun) A place in the mall where unnattractive people go to get their picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture. After the Glamour Shots treatment, most girls tend to leave with photos that make them look similarly unattractive, only with an additional twist: Now they look like drag queen versions of themselves.
Hmmmm, I wonder if her dick matches her mustache.
where is her ass? She goes from thighs to back-
Okay, Brooke: now that everyone from prisoners in Siberia to Korean school children to retirees in Florida have seen multiple photos of you posing awkwardly in bikinis and other contraptions, can you please give it a rest? We get it-- and we don't care. If you want to be lusted after, head for your local chapter of NAMBLA.