Gun Nuts

gunnuts.jpgGun Nuts: (Plural Noun) Those who take an unhealthy interest in firearms and ammunition, involving ownership, hoarding and peer discussions out of a belief that guns provide security and freedom.

Just when you thought all the "cool" celebrities were Obama-wanking democrats; here's John McCain's hippest young supporters proudly exhibiting their second amendment rights. And look, Spencer is even growing back his creepy, Gorton's Fisherman Beard -- just in time to join the militia!

Editor's note: I would like to thank the brave men and women at PacificCoastNews who made this photo shoot possible. At this time I would like to honor the fallen paparazzi with a moment of silence, one of whom lost his life when Heidi confused the "off" position of the safety with the "on" position and then got her acrylic nail stuck in the trigger.

gunnuts_2.jpggunnuts_3.jpggunnuts_4.jpggunnuts_5.jpg












5 Comments


Mrs. Plainview said:

Please please please accidentally shoot each other. Please?


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

If they don't shoot each other, I am completely disowning the concept of ironic foreshadowing.


Jeremy said:

Gee, I wonder who they're voting for in the next election?


Carolyn said:

Just what the world needs to souless fame whores that are armed to the teeth.


David Brauss aka db said:

I read somewhere Ms. Monday (yeah, that is all her name means, its a German word) is "honoring" her late step-brother (young-iraq-vet who died 1 month after coming home; partied her ass off in Vegas 2-days after the funeral) who essentially always wanted her to know about guns. All I see here is a desparate attempt to audition for a gun-movie, am I wrong? Looksees how we looks wif gunmsms?!?!?!