Hogicide: (Noun) The deliberate and permissible killing of the entire Hogan family.

Brooke Hogan is making the rounds to promote her upcoming reality show, "Brooke Knows Best Jack Shit," of which the premiere time and date I'm purposely omitting because no one should watch this. (Really, please don't support them.) At any rate, in a two-part interview with "Access Hollywood" airing this week -- Brooke runs her stupid fucking yap about, what else, her brother:

"He's in there with hardened criminals...Nick got into an accident," Brooke Hogan explains. "These people have actually deliberately committed a crime."

Oh, riiiiight. I forgot that our criminal justice system clearly states that you can't be prosecuted for a crime that you didn't mean to commit. Everyone else who has ever turned their vehicle into an alcohol-fueled killing machine totally did it on purpose.

Brooke Hogan mentions how different things are since the car accident involving Graziano, who was like a brother to her. Brooke, while she didn't know the Graziano family very well, says, "I can't believe what materialistic things can do to people's mindset."

*Deep breath* ... HE HAS AN ENTIRE FUCKING CHUNK OF HIS HEAD MISSING! Has everyone seen the video yet? It's really, really, really fucked up!

OK. Here is what I propose: the Graziano family should just kill them. Enough with the petty death threats, just do it. Kill every last one of those Amazonian, jerky-skinned, yellow-headed motherfuckers. The date, location and weapon of choice is totally up to you. This is just one of those rare circumstances where a mob rules mercy-killing is totally warranted. I'm sure even the most hardass judge and district attorney couldn't argue with that.

Seriously, somebody send this soulless, disgusting beast back to transvestite hell: