Homewrecker: (Noun) A person, usually female, who breaks up the marriage of a couple by having an extramarital affair.

Madonna has released a statement saying that she and her husband are not getting a divorce and she did not have any kind of inappropriate relationship with Alex Rodriguez. She barely even knows him, in fact. She just took her kids to a Yankees game like, one time. Too late! Cynthia Rodriguez is blaming Madonna for their split, and his former trainer and godfather to his children Dodd Romero said this to the New York Post:

"Alex, God bless him, is lost," A-Rod's ex-pal lamented. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed."

"She believes it's what ruined her marriage," Romero added.

And even when A-Rod wasn't with Madonna, she was there in spirit, according to Romero. "He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said. And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said.

From what I understand, that's exactly the sort of effect "Barney" has on small children. So basically, either A-Rod is banging Madonna, or he's a giant, oversized gay toddler man. Either way, Cynthia is probably making the right call here.

The firey seductress herself, leaving the (where else) gym last month: