Horseshit: (Noun) The strongest possibile expression of disbelief to something that's completely false or nonsensical.

The album artwork for Jennifer Hudson's upcoming self-titled debut has been released, and something is ... Not quite right. Although a source told EOnline that Hudson did not have any photo retouching whatsoever and naturally "has a tiny waist," what I have below is a recent sampling of actual photos taken of Jennfier. On the left she appears at the BET awards on June 24 and on the right, at a charity event taken yesterday.

Come on now, girl. Now I'm not gonna be all like when I take my occasional downward angle, pouty-lipped myspace self portraits, that I don't relieve myself of the wayward zit or undereye bags. Any guilt over misrepresenting myself is usually canceled out by the shame of taking those kind of pictures in the first place. I'm a grown woman, dammit. But that up there? Is pure fiction. Even Mariah Carey would be ashamed of this, and I heard she even once had Cosmo editors replace her entire body with a completely different one.