Jerky: (Noun) Meat that has been cut into strips, trimmed of fat, marinated in a spicy, salty or sweet liquid, and then dried with low heat or occasionally salted and sun-dried.
Amy Winehouse has had a tanning bed installed in her home to help clear her skin of crack scabs, and
The Sun is reporting that she now spends an unsafe hour or more per day using it -- far exceeding the recommended 15-20 minutes per every 48 hours.
One friend said: “Amy can’t do anything by halves. Recently she has been going for it on the sunbed, but she won’t be told.
The pal added: “Over the years Amy has been addicted to alcohol, all sorts of drugs, men and even knitting.
“This is another addiction that puts her health in danger.
Come on now! Slabs of lean meat, marinated in whiskey, smoked and slow cooked under indirect heat? I don't know know about the UK, but some parts of the world tend to consider that a delicacy. I heard Pemmican is already working on a new, limited edition "Blimey, Winehouse!" flavor.
Amy looking more
delicious tan than usual backstage at the concert for
Nelson Mandela:



poor thing. of course the world would much prefer her hooked on this addiction rather than the previous (though i may change my tune once her skin starts sliding off her bones).
Lung cancer, emphysema, and now skin cancer? Shit. This girl hasn't a hope.