Mature: (Adjective) To have reached an advanced stage of mental or emotional development characteristic of an adult.

During a visit the Comic Con late last week to support her upcoming film, Repo! The Genetic Opera, (already touted by me as potentially the worst film in history) Paris Hilton told People magazine that she finally "feels like a grown-up now."

"I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility," Hilton told PEOPLE. "Now I realize that I'm an adult and I'm running a huge company and I'm in love. I'm in a great relationship. I have my family. I'm just excited for life."

Being an adult means a lot of different things to a lot of people. To some, it means holding down their first real, good paying job. To others, it means fulfilling the dream or finally owning their own home or becoming a parent. To Paris Hilton, it means to stop being such a whore. Fair enough. As long as she doesn't use this newfound adulthood as an excuse to start reproducing, she can call herself President Grownup for all I care.