Moo!
Moo (Verb) The noise a cow makes. Also particularly useful in heckling fatties.Nicely done, K-Fed. I like how he's wisely chosen an oversized T-shirt which gently accentuates his burgeoning man jubblies by creating swathes of fabric that drape down the entire length of his torso; as well as wide, three-quarter length shorts for maximizing leg stubbiness.
Didn't I just read that this guy is coming out with a fitness DVD? What the hell does he plan to do in it? Sit on a couch and eat bon-bons while he watches a bunch of attractive fitness models do all the work? It'll be just like his marriage to Britney all over again. Zing!!!
Where were these pictures taken, The First Annual White Trash Open, sponsored by Piggly Wiggly and Cheese in a Can?
Now that's more like the white trash shitbags I grew up with -- pushing 30 and pushing 230. If you look closely at the center of his gut, you can actually see a tiny crater where his navel is. It creates a sort of "man in the moon" image.
What the hell is wrong with his ankles?
Kendra wilkinson is in the last pic!!