Never-ending: (Adjective) Something unpleasant having or seeming to have no end.

EW is reporting that Shannen Doherty is now in "formal talks" to reprise her role on the new "90210" -- joining castmates Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth, who have already signed on. The only way this show could get more awesome is if maybe they could get Brian Austin Green, Jason Priestly, the dude with the blonde hair and that nerdy one with the glasses to jump aboard too. And while we're at it, why don't we just get rid of all those stupid new young people. Right? What was that all about? And we can just call the show "90210: Totally the Same; Just a Little Older."

Now that we have "90210" again, the New Kids are back together and "The Simpsons" are still on the air, we can make 1990 last forever. All that's left to do is go out and buy a whole new wardrobe in strictly a neon palette, pretend that every menstruation is the first one, and maybe hire some black girls to beat me up on a regular basis. It'll be like I never left junior high!

Sorry Tori: you'll have to put that baby back in your vagina. Donna Martin was still a virgin in 1990.