Nitwit (Noun) A stupid person, an idiot, a fool.

Oh, bummer: A rep for Salma Hayek and her French billionaire fiance/father of her child, Francois-Henri Pinault,has confirmed the couple of two years have called off their engagement.

Word of advice, ladies. If you want to marry a superficial, French billionaire nitwit who dumps your ass at the first sign of stretch marks and pregnancy-related diabetes, seal the deal before you get knccked up. I'm not a math guy, but I'm pretty sure that half of a billion dollars is more money than you can spend in your lifetime, which means Salma, Jr., could've went to one helluva nice day care. One of those swanky places where you don't have to share crayons with poor kids. Or touch them.