Oh No
Oh No: (Phrase) An exclamation of shock and horror.
If there's one thing I hate, it's goddamn musicals. But if there's one thing I hate even more than musicals, it'd have to be torture porn. And if there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's Paris Hilton. So it seems only natural that all of these despised elements should somehow find each other to create what might be the worst movie in the history of ever: Repo! The Genetic Opera. Since the above trailer was of little help, I went to IMDB for a synopsis:
An epidemic of organ failures devastates the planet. Panic erupts and scientists feverishly make plans for a massive organ harvest. Out of the tragedy, GeneCo, a multi-billion dollar biotech company, emerges. GeneCo provides organ transplantation for a profit. In addition to financing options, GeneCo reserves the right to implement default remedies, including repossession. For those who can't keep up with their organ payments, collection is the responsibility of "organ repo men", skilled assassins contracted by GeneCo, ordered to recover GeneCo's property by any means necessary.
And yes, if you were paying attention, that was indeed my beloved Anthony Stewart Head of "Buffy" in that clip. Welp, it's official: the universe hates me. My coworker was just telling me I'd have bad luck for wishing people into car accidents, but I thought she was just being superstitious because she's old and stupid.
Actually, I really like Paris Hilton's outfit here. But I still hope she gets into a car accident. Dammit! See? I'm doing it again!
(Voice raises an octave) The Stage fag in me loves musicals! (Voice Lowers back to normal) But the self-respecting gay man in me is sobbing violently in the corner over what a flaming piece of shit this will be!
Wasn't this subject covered in Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
In a more hilarious way, even.
Mrs. Plainview said:
Wasn't this subject covered in Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
In a more hilarious way, even.
Yup
More hilarious?
As to suggest that the above trailer contains any traces of hilarity and/or mirth of any kind?
That was painful, but the Paris Hilton pictures were downright inhumane.
You wish Paris Hilton would get into a car accident? Look what Heath Ledger's death is doing for the Dark Knight. Imagine if this would get a smuch press because of her death. If anything let her live and be her usual lovely self so less and less people will see this.
I agree though. Musical+Torture Porn+Paris Hilton=The Trinity of the Anti-Christ
Poor, poor Giles. Someone give him some better work T_T
Oh, go on. Smoke some pot, attend the midnight showing of this film. You'll get it.
Let's just blithely pretend that whatsername isn't associated with this project.
Side note: Is Sarah Brightman not wearing the same cloak from the cemetery scene in Phantom of the Opera? "Wishing you were somehooooooow here agaaaaaain."
Actually, Patton Oswalt has been wishing AIDS and other such awful things on her for years and look how well his career is doing. I don't think it's that you're wishing ill on people, I think maybe it's that you're not wishing ENOUGH.
Comparing Paris's hypothetical to Heath Ledger's death is a crime. They are of completely different calibers! Shame.