Old: (Adjective) having lived for a long time; no longer young.

Speaking of days of yore -- we couldn't have a true 1990 revival without Vince Neil fatting up the stage in a pair of leather pants two sizes too small, now could we? Which one is this now, the prostate awareness tour? Viva la Crue!

Editor's note: You may have noticed posting has been light this week, as Dustin is in the process of an interstate move. Hence, the reason I am able to make fun of Motley Crue. Because if there's one thing Dustin loves more than the idea of long walks on the beach with Ryan Reynolds -- it's hair metal. Yeah, I don't get it either.