Pick Your Battles
Pick Your Battles: (Phrase) Old saying suggesting that you should only choose fights you think you can win for the greater good of victory.Brooke Hogan has had it and she's not gonna take it anymore! No, not because of people being disgusted at the thought of her naked body, or for suggesting that she's a tree fucker or even that her whole family should be killed. No, apparently someone had the gall to suggest that she missed her brother's birthday. Gasp!!! Brookehole writes:
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be... According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see...
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday...the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh...there's such thing as a back door you jerks. (Source)
Well, you know what they say, Brooke: You shouldn't cry over spilled milk. Especially not when your family has slaughtered a live cow with their bare hands and now everyone's covered in bloody cow innards. Something like that anyway. Editor's note: I still hope you die!
Mama Hogan bringing her little man a birthday gift yesterday. Vroom vroom! Hope he has fun being the first person ever to be sodomized with a podunk skateboard on his birthday!
Maybe she should be battling whatever is going on with her armpit. I mean, I think I can see...yep, it's definitely a Morlock.
I don't care whose birthday it is, I want absolutely nothing to do with the 'backdoor' of a county jail. It just doesn't seem like anything good would be going on there.
Oh and, a skateboard, mom? Honestly? I mean it's okay-looking and all, but I can't imagine anything Nick could actually do with it (other than that delicious suggestion of Stacey's).
Um...I don't think there is a literal back door for jail. I think that's the whole point of jail...you know, one massively guarded entrance and exit. You're not supposed to be able to sneak in and out by a back door. You're not supposed to snaeak anywhere when your in jail. No sneaking allowed.
Now, there is a lot of the figurative kind of "back door" action going on, but I don't think that was her point.