Picture of Health
Picture of Health: (Phrase) Used to describe someone who embodies overall wellness and good health.Hey now! It looks like Amy Winehouse finally decided to follow the advice of her doctors, family, managers, fans and pretty much anyone with an opinion; and clean herself up. She looks positively radiant, doesn't she?
Yes?
Well, look again, because that? Is a wax statue. How much of a complete an utter fuck up does someone have to be for an inanimate hunk of wax to look more lively and vivacious than the living, breathing version? Of course, that's not really saying much because a small child could draw a picture of Amy Winehouse in crayon on the back of a Friendly's menu and even that would look better than the real one.
Amy's parent's proudly showing off the daughter they always wanted:
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Regardless of the fact that it's far outshining the real Amy Winehouse in terms of health or bangability, that's just a damn good statue.
Madame Toussads always does fantastic work.
That totally fooled me. I was thinking, "Wow, she cleaned up really good. That's totally make-up, but wow. Nice." Then, uh...I read one and found it was fake. Well played, Mme Tussaud's.
Oh, my god! I thought you were kidding! I was looking at the pictures going, nah, she's in a different pose in each one. Clearly she wasn't, and I need professional help.