Pity the Fool: (Catchphrase) Mr. T's famous line originating from the film Rocky III.

Uhhh, sure thing there, T. You can pity me all you want -- but last time I checked, I wasn't the one with bandoliers made of Snickers bars strapped to my person.

Side note, what do you think about the viscosity of chocolate in relation to the body temperature of a huge, hulking, sweating man? Mmm... Body fondue.

Another job well done, Snickers marketing department!