Pure
Pure: (Adjective) Wholesome and untainted by immorality, esp. that of a sexual nature.Benji Madden is supposedly planning to get a tattoo of Paris Hilton on his torso, but Paris says that she won't be following suit as Benji has forbidden her from getting tattoos.
She explains, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure." (Source)
Haha ha hahaha haha ha hahaha ha haha hahaha ha haha hahaha. Oh, excuse me. I just peed on my chair a little bit. Seriously though, this is pretty much the greatest miscarriage of the English language I've ever heard in my life. The only way "Paris Hilton" and "pure" should ever appear in the same sentence together is if the word "shit" is immediately following the word pure. No seriously, it's one of those grammatical rules, like "i before e except after c." Look it up!
Example: "Next to a Picture of Marilyn Monroe, Paris Hilton looks like pure shit." See how easy that was? Grammar can be fun!
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Gah. Does this moron of a male even realise what a walking cliche he's become?
I say we all go and rob his mansion. It's what he would have wanted;
"Lifestyles of the rich and famous... We'll take your clothes, cash, cars, and homes just stop complainin'."
..Actually, I wonder if that would hold up in court.
They're a cute couple who clearly adore each other and that's exactly how it should be.
People need to stop being so judgemental.
Is anyone really qualified to evaluate another person's value?
Just let them be happy and see the good in each other.
They're a cute couple who clearly adore each other and that's exactly how it should be.
People need to stop being so judgemental.
Is anyone really qualified to evaluate another person's value?
Just let them be happy and see the good in each other.