Revealing (Adjective) Permitting an elucidating glimpse or a perception of something intimate or concealed.

I had a friend back in high school who had a mother who wore dresses just like the one Lauren Conrad is wearing, only she wore them on a daily basis, just around the house. She was about 60. She'd tanned herself into oblivion, and she drank herself silly every night of the week. After a few too many highballs, she also liked to hit on her son's friends (including myself).

She was not, however, an attractive woman. Quite the opposite, in fact. And she didn't like to wear a bra, either.

But the thing about the dress that LC is wearing, as well as the one little old Mrs. Carple used to wear, was that no matter how respectful you tried to be, no matter how little interest in her breasts you had, nor no matter how hard you tried to look away, it was completely impossible, which is probably what prompted Mrs. Carple to believe that we might have been interested in her incredibly inappropriate advances -- because we couldn't stop staring at her chest. When they're exposed like that, you're absolutely powerless to look away.

All of which is a long way of saying: Just because a guy is staring at your breasts, Lauren, doesn't mean he's interested in you. The truth is, you've given him absolutely no choice in the matter.

Now, go home and put on a goddamn shirt before you catch cold.