Sanctimonious

sherri0722.jpgSanctimonious: (Adjective) Making a show of being morally superior to other people.

"View" co-host Sherri Shepherd, most famous for hits such as "The Earth is Flat" and "Ancient Greeks Persecuted Jesus," has revealed in a candid interview that before she became the dumbest person ever to have a nationally televised forum, she passed the time keeping her local abortion clinics in business.

At the time, the stand-up comic was "in a very physically abusive relationship," she said. "I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count."

She said her self-esteem became so low, "I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn't even make a difference." But after converting to Christianity, she said, "God showed me that it would make a difference." (Source)

Well, you know, she has a point: God has special plans for all his creatures. Of course, his plans for Sherri Shepherd might be just slightly different then from someone who didn't kill more babies then the Bubonic Plague.







4 Comments


Geetch said:

I think an important question here is, how high can she actually count?


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Good point. If you asked her how many women are on "The View" she'd probably have the same answer. Very sneaky, Sherri. Verrrry sneaky.


db said:

I am mystified that someone so stupid could be on a show claiming to be a "view". More like a view from uneducated, ignorant, self absorbed fat ass. Obviously she relates to a majority of the audience whick saddens me more.


yui said:

Age gap relationships are a common sight in the public eye. Look at Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, as well as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as two examples of married couples who are different in age to one another. In addition, you can find many online site give a service to age gap relationship, such as Agelesslove.com, Agelessmatch.com and so on, maybe we can find age is just a number when it comes to love.

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