Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast (Noun) Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming. I wonder how many people, like myself, turned on the television yesterday afternoon, for what was only meant to be a brief glance into the outside world during a holiday weekend, only to get inexplicably sucked into a tennis match, despite having absolutely no interest in tennis whatsoever. I tuned in midway through the fourth set of yesterday's Wimbledon Final between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, and couldn't bring myself to turn it off until I'd sat through a rain delay and, finally, saw Nadal pull off one of the most dramatic wins in any sport, ever, which came about 5 hours after the match began. It was un-fucking-real.
And just as the way it should be, the better-looking man eventually won. Meanwhile, I may have found a new man crush -- good God, that Nadal is one motherfucking sexy beast. Am I right?
You are so right you couldn't be righter. Aassss SLaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.
Fuck tennis, they should have just removed their shirts, slathered on the old baby oil and settled this mano a mano.
The best part about a five-hour tennis match? After a while, the shorts start to cling certain...areas. Me likey!
um...gross.. he looks exactly like my little brother.
Stop lusting.
You're gross...
(although Jonah always did have a way with the ladies)
I watched the whole thing through two or three rain delays. I must say, if those cameramen really knew how to do their jobs, there would be a lot less tennis and a lot more Nadal Ass.
Nadal has better arms, but Federer has better hair.
Both of decidedly do-able.
*Both are decidedly do-able.
He's not just a beast, he's a sexy beast. Good call.
You couldn't be righter!
Rafa is the sexiest man I've ever seen. Just see him play turns me on! The way he looks at his opponents is so fierce that is just so HOT.
I've been watching for more than three years now and he still makes me drool.