Skank Ahoy!
Skank Ahoy: (Exclamation) A call used in hailing a sleazy or a promiscuous person.WIMB would like to congratulate Kristy Morgan, last night's brand new winner of "A Shot to My Skull with Tila Tequila." In addition to winning a non-relationship with a young Vietnamese boy dressed like a prostitute; Kristy also takes home a menagerie of communicable diseases, a lifetime of her family's shame, and the inability to ever get hired for a real job. Better make those 15 minutes stretch like a pack of reusable dental dams!
The "lucky" winner, runner-up, and "prize" herself:
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I didn't watch the show myself, but my younger brother told me that she rejects Tila because (gasp!) she's not sure she likes girls. If this is true, BAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right, you faux-bi skank!
The guy in the photo (Jersy Jay) is not the runner-up. He was in the final four, though. The fact that I know that saddens me.
Oh my gosh! One fake-lesbian out-fake-lesbians another? It's almost as if this entire show is a big crock of horseshit!
Better you than me, phquaryn.
Of COURSE Tila Skanquila is gonna pick the person who rejects her at the end!! How else would there be a season 3???
I have to go get a wetnap, my keyboard now is sticky with my own sick.