Skank Magnet: (Noun) A skank or otherwise skeevy man or woman who has component atoms so ordered that the person exhibits properties of skanketism, such as attracting other skanks or aligning itself in an external skanknetic field.

Well, so much for Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson getting back together. Although, I don't know if you can really blame her. When two certified skank magnets are put in the same room together like this, it's not just likely that they're going to end up banging each other -- it's scientifically proven. I'm pretty sure that even holds up in divorce court, with the right expert witness.

More of Pam Anderson dry-humping Criss Angel during her 40-somethingth birthday at LAX in Vegas this weekend: