It must be serious: Kate Hudson brings ol' One Nut home to mom. (Celebitchy)

Ed Harris flips the fuck out on a paparazzi for taking his picture. (Seriously? OMG!)

Pregnant, big-boobed Ashlee Simpson still as insipid and uninteresting as flat-chested, barren Ashlee Simpson. (The Blemish)

Since it's been like three whole days since we mentioned Beckham's package -- just a friendly reminder that it's still there. (Agent Bedhead)

Marc Anthony is in full-on pimp-mode. (Celebslam)

Neener neener! Another round of stars without makeup! (popbytes)

This "Friends" movie bullshit better be someone's idea of a joke. (Yeeeah!)

I can't believe Hilary Duff actually used to date one of those Madden losers. (HQ Celebrity)

Awwwwwshit! The first five minutes of The Dark Knight leaked! (BunnyWithFangs)

This is some fucked up shit, right here. (Pajiba)