Jessica Simpson lets us fill in the blanks with her new album title. (Seriously? OMG!)

Britney Spears does a little bonding with her sons the old fashioned way: over the rich, smooth taste of tobacco. (Yeeeah!)

No one is surprised that Matthew Broderick would cheat on Sarah Jessica. (The Blemish)

Oh, STFU Sienna Miller. If you don't want your tits all over the internet, don't go prancing around naked in public. That's advice anyone can follow, by the way, not just celebrities. (Celebitchy)

Pimp Juice (the official beverage of pimps everywhere) makes its way over to Europe. Finally. (Agent Bedhead)

Kim Kardashian moves a rung down the reality TV ladder. Or perhaps up, depending how you look at it. (Celebslam)

As far as Mariah Carey is concerned, the late 90's will live forever. (Socialite'sLife)

Miley Cyrus won't stop her fucking yapping about Vanity Fair. Yuh-awn. (CelebWarship)

Inquiring minds want to know: where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopie? (Pajiba)