Check it out: The 16th Best Season of Television in the Last 20 Years unveiled today. (Pajiba)

Like father like son: McConaughspawn departs the womb without wearing a shirt. Wellahlright. (Yeeeah!)

Zachery Ty Bryan, Brad Taylor on "Home Improvement," falls hard: He now has to stay at Choice Hotels. Also, experiences the joys of the taser. (The Blemish)

Corey Haim makes his pitch to be on the next "Celebrity Rehab" at the most inopportune time. (Seriously? OMG!)

Eva Mendes, asked about substance abuse, silently judges interviewer. (Celebrity Smack)

Jake and Reese continue to bore the shit out of everybody. (Celebitchy)

Just because she's divorcing him doesn't mean he doesn't make a nice pillow. (Evil Beet)

Sandra Bullock wears a bikini, once again casting doubts as to why she married that guy. (Celebslam)

Gillian Anderson: Ta da! (Fatback Media)

Verne Troyer's lover spills the beans, which will prompt you to spill your beans. (Bricks and Stones)

Regina George speaks out on Lindsay's lesbianism! (Film Experience)