Snaps: Come Home Stacey

jessica-alba-honor-marie-warren.jpgIf Stacey were here this week, WIMB would not only be infinitely more amusing, but she'd probably make fun of Jessica Alba's new baby. This, however, is nearly as good. (Yeeeah!)

Katie Holmes has decided that, instead of going into hiding, she'd do one better: Guest star on "Eli Stone," guaranteeing no one will know where she's at. (Seriously? OMG!)

If Katie Holmes really didn't want anyone to find her, she's become a soccer star. (Celebslam)

In related news, is Suri Cruise too old to be drinking from the bottle? (BWE)

Hayden Panietieasfoiphasfas (sp?) has decided to embark on a singing career. (The Blemish)

News you can use: Megan Fox reportedly interested in doing an entire film in the buff, while Amy Poehler is eying "The Office" spinoff. (Pajiba)

Heidi Montag lunches with John McCain's daughter, exchanges monosyllables. (Celebitchy)

Child star going to jail. Guess which one? (Celebwarship)

Claudia Schiffer keeps her clothes on. Enticing, isn't it? (Usemycomputer)

And finally, Miley Cyrus has the good sense to wear something underneath when she pulls up her dress. (Ninja Dude)


3 Comments


Ling said:

OK Canada is so different... it's layout is less People and more "Journalistic" (which basically means it's secondary pictures are on the left side) and the stories all have to do with royals or other political figures, powerful businessmen, or movie stars that doe something important and relevant. But mostly royals.


Carolyn said:

That is a beautiful baby. Too bad her Mom is such a asshole.


jaddedkitten said:

why do all these bitch think just cause they had a kid it's a fucking miracle they need to get the fuck over themselves and stop acting like their doing something everyother women in the world couldn't do and haven't been doing for millions of years

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